I'm 54
Still a teenage boy
And I'm not the only one
Who'll be asked where he's been

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 ‘Cause the past is back
And you'll be asked where you've been
Yeah, the past is back today

Don't you think the past
Will walk out on you
Each and every man
Will get what he deserves

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Everyone with lost
Decades and dumb times
Will be asked for reason and cause

The present is a trap
No, you can't defy the past
And it's my fate
To play and kick your ass

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Yeah, the past is back today
And the past is back to stay

. I'M THE CAPTAIN

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I’m the captain - He’s the captain

I’m the captain of this mission
This is your captain speakin’
On board is everythin’ we need
To rock’n’roll

I swear this is my mission
Straight to the ultimate goal
Givin’ up is no option
In rock’n’roll

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Dirty Keez on bass
Dirty Zjantie on drums
And me and my guitar
Full of rock’n’roll

I’m the captain of this mission
This is your captain speakin’
This mission’s not about me
It’s about rock’n’roll

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This is what we want captain
This is what we need captain
Go !

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1,2,3,4, Salute your captain !

. NOWHERE TO GO - PART 2

You remember that girl I paid a drink
In the local pub at the backdoor
I ended up in her car ?
Yeah ?

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Nowhere to go

Well she gave me head
Like Linda Lovelace
In 72
In her best scenes

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An animal she was
When she climbed upon me
A black hole
Queen of the universe

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Things were done and we wanted to leave
But her car got stuck and it couldn’t start
We walked to a farm and explained everythin’
The farmer had a laugh but he helped us out

Tractor out of the shed, down to the country road
Chains tightened to the girl’s car, car comes back on the tracks
And we can ride, we can go
Yeah finally go home

Now I can’t wait
To tell you the rest
Of this strange story
In part three

. FUCK WITH ME

I've been thinkin' a lot
About Valentine's Day
Why you stayed out all night
And treated me as second class

I've been thinkin' a lot
About Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day of next year
And all the years to follow

Refrain
Don't you fuck with me again
'Cause I don't care no more
Don't you fuck with me again
'Cause I don't care about the cause
Don't you fuck with me again
'Cause I'm a man with no regrets
Don't you fuck with me again
No way, no way

. THE ONLY ONE

If I die first
I'm comin' back to get him
And end your secret love

I'll take him with me
To a place outer space
To a world in which no one cares

If I die first
There's one I'm comin' after
To separate you for eternity

If I die first
The one and only shadow
Will follow me to the other side

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The one and only, the one and only
I’m comin’ to get you, comin’ to get you

. JUKEBOX BABY

Refrain
Let me play my song
In your jukebox baby

Let me play my song
In your jukebox baby
It should be good
For me and you

Yeah I know
I fuckin’ know

Alright for you
And alright for me
Alright for the both
For the both of us 

Yeah I know
I fuckin’ know

. SATURDAY NIGHT

So, so, so in love with you

Music and politix
Mean nothin' more to me
Compared to what you mean to me
It all seems fake and waste

Refrain
I'll meet you Saturday night

I burn for you on the inside
I long for you on the outside
I burn for you, I long for you
For you, for you

So, so, so in love with you

Totally ripped and totally torn
Mad by the power of your spell
Saturday night will be my cure
Saturday night is good for me

. SUNDAY MORNING

This feels like Sunday mornin’

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Sunday mornin’

Wakey wakey at 10
My first drink at 11
Go to the pub by noon
For a breakfast at 1

Refrain

Follow pointless and wasteful hours
Shamelessly sentimental
And I drink till the last man standin’
On this grateful and free sunny …

. MARRIED BUT LONELY

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Married but lonely

You know my name, you know my number
You know I take my time
Nothing's too much for me
You know you can call me
Any time at all

Even when she's 50 ?
Any time at all !
Even with a monster cup ?
Any time at all !

Because I am
A rescue team and a social worker all in one
A rescue team and a doctor all in one
And all for free

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You know my refs, you know I care
You know my reputation
Of a kind gentle man
You know I’ll take good care of you
I'm kind, I'm soft, I do care for all

Even when she's 60 ?
Any time at all !
Even with a fat ass ?
Any time at all !

Because I am
A rescue team and a social worker all in one
A rescue team and a nurse all in one
And all for free

. SHY BOY

Please be nice to me
I'm just a shy boy
Still playin' punk today
Like 1977 was yesterday

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Please be nice to me
I'm just a shy boy
Please be nice to me
All I want is tenderness
Please be nice to me
A big hug and a kiss
For this shy boy

Please be patient with me
And I'll break out of my shell
Catch my eye, take my hand
And I know my duties when it comes to love

. DEAD HEROES

I don’t wanna change the world
I don’t wanna change anythin’ at all
I only wanted to get high
Have a little fun before I die

Help me find my way, I just wanna play
Just like yesterday, but I don’t know what’s goin’ on
No I don’t know what’s goin’ on

There’s no heroes anymore
There’s no music that I die for
Only wanted to get high
Play my music until I die

Help me find my way, I just wanna play
Just like yesterday, but I don’t know what’s goin’ on
No I don’t know what’s goin’ on

Dead Heroes	Sid Vicious
Dead Heroes	Joe Strummer
Dead Heroes	Joey Ramone
Dead Heroes	Dee Dee Ramone
Dead Heroes	Johny Ramone
Dead Heroes	Johny Thunders
Dead Heroes	Lemmy Kilmister

No more heroes
There ain’t no more heroes

. NO I WON'T

You asked me to give up my girl
But you know the answer
You asked me to give up the kids
But no I won't

You asked me to give up the house
But you know the answer
You asked me to give up our love
But no I won't

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You asked me to give up everythin’
But you know the answer
You asked me to give up everythin’
And throw it all away
Like we didn’t have anythin’
And throw it all away 
For some kind of loser

You seem to be sick
And I'll pay you a doctor
But don't you count on me
To give up anythin’ at all

You asked me to give up sports
And I don’t know why
I think I’m able to kill that guy
But no I won't

You asked me to give up the sex
But that’s really sick
You asked me to give up my songs
But no I won't

Refrain

No, you shouldn’t give up on me just like that
You shouldn’t give up on me anymore
Never give up on me anymore
Never never give up …