R.A.M.O.N.E.S. (Rockin' Asskickers Makin' One Noisy Entertainin' Sound)
01. Freedom
02. Never alone no more
03. The G-spot
04. So sad today
05. Care ‘bout nature
06. I never loved you
07. Bother all day
08. French can-can
09. All things change
10. Your Ass
11. I want a girl
12. R.A.M.O.N.E.S.
13. Girls and Sex
14.Show me your Tits
15. Really the last time
16. Summerdays
17. No peace in Tibet
18. Eighteen
19. You may kiss me
20. Never wanna be like you
21. Treat you right
22. Fall in love with me
23. Happy Anniversary
Bonus Trax
24. The wizard (Machine Head)
25. Romantic (Up To Date)
26. Rocket to heaven (Get Stuffed)
01. FREEDOM
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Freedom, yes, but don't forget that freedom ends when it violates the freedom of other people.
Freedom is a fuckin’ right
And I do care about that right
Freedom for the fuckin’ east
And freedom for the west, oh yeah
Freedom is a right for all
And bloody peace a must for all
No more child soldiers
No more child labour
Refrain: Freedom is a fuckin’ right
Freedom is a fuckin’ right
And I do care about that right
Freedom for the Palestines
And freedom for Tibet, oh yeah
Freedom for the rest of you
Then Martin’s dream will be true
And so we can go on
But we gotta keep it short
Refrain
02. NEVER ALONE NO MORE
Music & Lyrix: Pik
A song about drinkin' with friends, inspired on the 24-hour-club of o.a. Dave Edmunds and Nick Lowe.
Me and my mates
We hate to drink alone
So we came upon the idea
Of Edmunds and Lowe
Refrain: Daytime or night-time
We’ll never drink alone
Daytime or night-time
Never alone no more
Any time of the day
Or any time of the night
Each time you’re thirsty
You may call your mate and go
Refrain
There is but one law
In our drinkin’ club
But after one week
We all forgot that law
Refrain
03. THE G-SPOT
Music & Lyrix: Pik
About an interesting part of the girls' body.
Searchin’ for your G-spot
Every fuckin’ day
I still didn’t find my way
But I do really care
You should understand
It’s not an easy job
But I ain’t here to be loved
I’m here to love
Refrain: Anyway, I’ll find my way
To the G-spot, today I’ll find my way
I’m a man who dreams big
But I dare to fail
But I’m a man of honour too
And I wanna succeed
I searched for books
I surfed on the net
But I think I’ll write
The manual myself
Refrain
Searchin’ for your G-spot
Every fuckin’ day
I still didn’t find my way
But I found this tune
Yeah, too many girls
And too much sex
Is a great inspiration
For writin’ new songs
Refrain
04. SO SAD TODAY
Music & Lyrix: Pik
About the sadness from which children have to suffer when a beloved relative dies, in this case the grandmum of my children.
We expected a phone call
And this mornin’ it was so far
Grandma left for another place
In another time, in another space
Refrain: And the kids are so sad today
She won’t see the kids grow up
No don’t you tell me about a god
No one wants to go this way
Anytime or any day
Refrain
The thing that made me saddest
Was to see the children’s grief
Innocence and childhood
Yet grown-up sadness
Refrain
05. CARE ‘BOUT NATURE
Music & Lyrix: Pik
How individuals can/should contribute to a better environment.
We all know that’s the way
That’s the way it should work
For every fallen tree a new one
That’s the way it should work allright
Refrain: Don’t you tell
That the time ain’t right
And don’t you tell
That you don’t care
‘Cos we should care ‘bout life
We should care ‘bout nature
We should support the pressing groups
Care for the birds and the bees
Show a little more respect
Not let the kids pay for our faults
Refrain
Admire the mountains and the forests
The earth is fuckin’ beautiful
Don’t you say that you don’t care
Don’t you dare to say that you don’t care
Refrain
06. I NEVER LOVED YOU
Music & Lyrix: Pik
About the dark side of this thing called love.
Refrain: I never loved you
That’s what you tell me
I never loved you
That’s what you tell about me
How can you be so wrong
How can you be so fuckin’ wrong
How can you be so wrong
And tell these things for true
I try not to love you now
That’s all I can do
Refrain
I caught you again
With lies and untruth
Only time will tell
Who’ll win and who’ll lose
Refrain
07. BOTHER ALL DAY
Music & Lyrix: Pik
About personal peace.
For the time we live on earth
Should we bother all day
For this present earth
Is the one and only heaven
08. FRENCH CAN-CAN
Music
: J. Offenbach - PikThe Dirty Scums go classic !
The French can-can in a punky dress with The Dirty Scums
09. ALL THINGS CHANGE
Music & Lyrix: Pik
This one's about King Arthur, lyrix are almost literally taken from the movie "First Knight".
King Arthur said:
"All things change !"
I’m King Arthur
And I command you all to fight
Never surrender,
Fight as you never fought before
10. YOUR ASS
Music & Lyrix: Pik
No, not about a girly part, but a bit of anger with the Belgian dioxine-crisis.
Minister of Health and Bad Taste
You should be concerned ‘bout the food
‘Bout the dioxines in our meat
‘Bout the health of the meal
Refrain: But you just wanna cover-up your ass
You’re just a bag of shit in a suit
Fancy dress but no background
A prime example of the old guard
A different look is what we need
Refrain
Should we vote green, I don’t know
But we can’t leave things as they are
‘Cos it’s too far gone, too far
gone
The anger feeds me while I want food
Refrain
Minister of Health and this crime
You should be aware of the fact
That people can die from this food
Tabula rasa is the solution
Refrain
Now we took enough bullshit
For a fuckin’ lifetime, isn’t it
The one who merits the crown, he takes it
King of dioxines, yeah fuck you
Refrain
11. I WANT A GIRL
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Strange how cruel girls can be, no ?
Refrain: I want a girl like everybody else
Someone who loves me
And not somebody else
Yeah, I want a girl
She always treats me
Like her full-time enemy
She’s always as wrong
As wrong as can be
I think she’s a mental case
She’s completely nuts
I think she’s mental, Keez
She’s completely nuts
Refrain
I don’t need your charity
Nor do I need your pity
I just want another fish
Out of the sea
The girl is crazy
She’s completely nuts
She’s crazy, Zjantie
She’s completely nuts
Refrain
12. R.A.M.O.N.E.S.
Music: MotörheadMix Motörhead, Ramones and The Dirty Scums and you'll get this.
Schuverskapelle, S.K.P.
Pretty mean when it wants to be
Rubber boots, dirty pants
Can’t play no high school dance
Fuzz tone, hear ‘em go, hear ‘em on the radio
Refrain: Misfits, twilight zone,
R-A-M-O-N-E-S, R-A-M-O-N-E-S, RAMONES
Bad boy rock, bad boy roll
Gabba gabba, see them go
Me myself hits the gas
Hear Zjantie kick some ass
Go Pik, go, go, go, go, let’s go o-way-o
Refrain
Bad scums then, bad scums now
Good buddies, mau, mau, mau
Keep it up, rock’n’roll
Good music save your soul
Pik, Keez, Zjantie, let the beer flow
Refrain
13. GIRLS AND SEX
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Girls ! Sex ! Pubs ! Beer ! Parties !
Birth, school, work, death
Girls, sex, pubs, beer
And parties
Refrain: Girls and sex
And pubs and beer and parties
I’m in the pub - Yes I am
Where I meet that girl - Yes I
do
"Are you hungry" - She says to me
Hungry for love
Refrain
I’m doin’ fine - Yes I am
With that girl - Yes I am
Start the party - Yes I will
Come on baby
Refrain
Tipsy girl - Yes she is
Hungry again - Yes she is
Angel in bed - Yes she is
Just can’t wait
Refrain
14. SHOW ME YOUR TITS
Music & Lyrix: Pik
About certain beautiful parts of this creatures called girls.
You may again throw away
The books and the theories
This time the ones about
The law of gravitation
Yeah I’ve known this girl
For such a long time
And I know that her size
Has always been this D-cup
And I know that they are for real
Refrain: Show me your tits one more time
This amazin’ cup
Stands tall, proud, and straight
Floutin’ the law
The law of gravitation
And sad to say
When I look down
This law ain’t equal
For women and for men
And I know that this is for real
Refrain
15. REALLY THE LAST TIME
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Yeah, girls can really hurt us.
Refrain: This was really the last time
I cried for you
Why didn’t you tell me before
That arguin’ is your second nature
And things are goin’ worse now
All the time
And each time it hurts me
Again and again
But you won’t see me
Cry no more
Refrain
This is really a waste of space
Of energy, words and tears
I wanna have a good time
All the time
But each time you argue
It hurts me again
But you won’t see me
Cry no more
Refrain
Why didn’t you tell me before
That talkin’ isn’t really your thing
You don’t wanna talk to me
You just wanna argue all the time
And although I can’t set
My mind off the matter
You won’t see me
Cry no more
Refrain
16. SUMMERDAYS
Music & Lyrix: Pik
About the sunny side of life.
Refrain: Lookin’ back at the summertime
Lookin’ back at the summerdays
I just can’t wait till next year
Topless girls servin’ me ice cream
Cold beers and cocktails
Summertime is great
Summerdays are fine
As long as I have the sex and the drugs
I can do without the rock’n’roll
Refrain
They make me feel all man
Also a bit of an animal
Summertime is great
Summerdays are fine
As long as I have the sex and the drugs
I can do without the rock’n’roll
Refrain
17. NO PEACE IN TIBET
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Serious lyrix about serious problems.
Once there lived a peaceful nation
Unknown to the world, in total isolation
On top of the world, into the mountains
Too good to be true, to be left alone
Refrain: But there is no peace
‘Cos there is no oil in Tibet
In 1950 came the war
The Chinese soldiers were too strong
The rest of the world, they did not know
They were too busy with the Korean war
Refrain
Meanwhile up there, a genocide took place
Methods to destroy the Tibetan race
Crimes against humanity
Brutal terror and tyranny
Refrain
18. EIGHTEEN
Music & Lyrix: Pik
A song about girls, and a serious candidate for the category "plain stupid lyrix".
Every fuckin’ day
Millions of girls
Reach the age of 18
It’s such a wonderful world for me
Refrain: 18
19. YOU MAY KISS ME
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Another candidate for the "plain stupid lyrix"-category.
You may kiss my ass, suck my dick
Refrain: You may kiss me
The more beautiful you are, the more you may kiss me
20. NEVER WANNA BE LIKE YOU
Music & Lyrix: Pik
A song against assholes.
Refrain: I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like people like you
You think you’re a smart guy
You think you’re Mr. Know-It-All
But I know
That you’re a big slimeball
You’re such a fuckin’ small man
In a fuckin’ small world
How can you say
The things you say
Refrain
I just can’t stand your bullshit
I’ll never agree with you
Until you
Replug your life
For everythin’ about you
I’ll push the delete key
You’re very much
The thing I can miss (like hell)
Refrain
I never wanna be like you
I never wanna be like
People like you
Till the time I fuckin’ die
Refrain
21. TREAT YOU RIGHT
Music & Lyrix: Pik
A funny song about sadomasochism.
I always treat you right
I always treat you right
I always treat you right, alright
I always treat you right
I always give you flowers
I always buy you clothes
I always give you everythin’
You got no reason to complain ‘bout me
Refrain: I always treat you right
I never fuck you in your sleep
I always try to wake you up
And I always wash my hands
Before the fistfuck act
I never never eat you out
Before you’ve washed my teeth
I never make a mess
You always swallow everythin’ down
Refrain
I always clean the SM-room
I wash your leather clothes
In bed or in the kitchen
I always treat you right
Sometimes I wonder
What you should do without me
Sometimes I believe
I’m the most gentle man on earth
Refrain
22. FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Funny story about fallin' in love with a female doctor.
You are a female doctor at the hospital
I’m not your patient but I work there
I know your job is important
But I’m sure you’ve noticed me
Last night I dreamed about you
I was really in love with you
When I woke up I was so confused
Now I think I need a doctor
Refrain: Cure me from lovin’ you
Or fall in love with me
You were so charmin’ and romantic
I felt like fallin’ in love for the first time
Right now I wanna be your patient
You have permission to check everythin’
You’re tellin’ me that you want me
Oh you’re tellin’ me that you need me
Now I’m lyin’ on your sofa
And you’re checkin’ my perverse mind
Refrain
23. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Music & Lyrix: Pik
Title could be for ourselves, however it's about/for a 24 year-old girl.
I met her at a gig and she spoke French
I was nearly sober and her hair was black
Her eyes were as dark as the longest night
Her voice was so sweet as the sweetest thing
She talked about her anniversary
And invited me to come along
Well I couldn’t come but I wrote this song
I hope you like it the way I like you
24 and just my style
24 and just my kind
24 and just my class
24 and no one else
Happy anniversary !
24. The wizard
Music & Lyrix:
G. Bouckenooghe25. Romantic
Music & Lyrix:
M. Trioen26. Rocket to heaven
Music & Lyrix:
W. Lambrecht
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